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April 1, 2008
Posted: 1406 GMT

LONDON, England – “Never write a letter when you are angry” says the old Chinese proverb. To which I would reply: “Never take a letter to London Heathrow’s new Terminal Five unless you want to become Very Angry Indeed.”

Not only did they get the big things wrong at Terminal Five, like forgetting that passengers would be bringing bags with them or  that staff would need somewhere to park. They made a fair old mess of some of the little ones too.

“How are the stress levels?” I asked the check-in lady as I headed for Bucharest on Monday.  “Not too bad so far,” she replied. “But then I’ve only worked here for an hour.”

My own blood pressure was soon on the rise. Having deposited my bag and acquired my boarding pass I inquired where I could post the two urgent letters I had penned at dawn. “No idea” said  the first  tee-shirted “Can I help you?” person whom I passed. ”I don’t think they’ve put  any post boxes in Terminal Five,” said the second. “I’ll have to ask.” She disappeared to do so,  never to be seen again. They’ve got Prada and Harrods and Caviar House. But no postbox? I persevered. “Oh yes there is one — down in Arrivals,” said another. So I tried again.

Surely in the huge Departures section somebody had thought of providing a receptacle for passengers who needed to post a letter.“Oh I think there is a post box somewhere on this level too,” said the next helpful soul. “But I’ve no idea where.”

Cue for a helpful male by the departures desk, by my count adviser No 5.  “Oh yes there’s a post box airside,” he declared.  “Are you really, really sure?”  I asked. “I don’t want to get the other side of immigration and  find I can’t post my letter.”

“I can guarantee it,” he declared, with all the certainty of those who tell you “I’ll put the cheque in the post today,” or who promise “Honestly, guv, this horse is the fastest thing on four legs.” ”You really can guarantee it?” I pressed. “Er, well , I’m pretty sure,” he replied, which reduced things to somewhere short of a sure-fire certainty.

So I sought more assurance.  ”I’ll check,” he said. While he did so,  another of the cluster of problem-solvers chimed in. “There are postboxes in the building,” she said helpfully. “But they were all sealed off when the Queen came to open the Terminal  and they haven’t been re-opened yet.

I bet they’d have opened one if she had asked. After all, it is still called the Royal Mail.

Back came informant No 5. Yes there is definitely a post box the other side,  after the security checks, he declared. He had the sort of face which made me trust him.

So, having retrieved my shoes and laptop bag,  I renewed my quest airside with anybody who appeared to have some vague connection with running Terminal Five. “Can you tell me where the postbox is?“Don’t know, sorry.”  “No idea.” “Don’t think there is one.” “Not this side, Sir.

Finally I saw a fast-striding , black-suited lady with a British Airports Authority logo. I caught up with her and tackled her as she reached a gent who was clearly her boss. “Tell me please where the post box is,” I said through teeth so gritted by now that I was spewing chips of enamel.“Nothing this side,” said the boss man. “You should have asked before you came airside. There isn’t a post box here.

I embarked on a short and succinct version of the inquiries I had made and the answers I had been given. The clipped tones may have been a hint for clearly he detected the red mist rising. Stretching out a hand,  he interjected:  “Give them to me Sir, I’ll see they are posted.”

You can see how some people make it to management.As for my guarantor, terminal side, if I ever see him again it will be a case of  “Come in No 5. Your time is Up.” 

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Hazlitt   April 1st, 2008 1830 GMT

I went through Terminal 5 yesterday and fortunately I didn’t need to post a letter, but I did need to do the present-day equivalent, find a rentable computer terminal to check my email. My search for an Internet Café was similar to the above authors search for a post box. Many people gave me assurances that such an Internet Café must exist inside the terminal, but no one was sure where it was. The canceled British Airways flight and lost bag that I was subjected to during my round-trip to India gave me some leverage to be able to talk my way into a posh BA lounge where I used a computer terminal for free. I would have much preferred to have simply and quickly paid to use a computer terminal at an Internet Café rather than waste precious minutes negotiating with a BA manager.

The other critique about the new terminal that I can offer is that at the final security check point when entering the terminal there was an x-ray machine with an automated tray return system that seemingly had never been tested with the pressure of a long line of real-world customers. The system was failing badly no matter how urgently the staff kept trying to explain to the endless stream of passengers how to manage the angular grey plastic trays. All the customers I observed seemed to be very uncomfortable with how to load and unload their possessions with the new system. There was very little space for people to reassemble their possessions after they passed through the machine. After inadvertently nearly dumping the contents of another passenger’s tray on the floor since she had pulled her tray off the conveyor onto a narrow shelf along the conveyor, I resorted to literally dumping the contents of my own two trays on the floor just so that I could get out of everyone’s way and put my shoes back on. I could offer several suggestions for how to fix this, but I’ll save my words.

I do request adding convenient rentable Internet terminals (the Internet age equivalent to pay phones, please, in all airport terminals) and fixing the automated tray return system in Terminal 5. My other experiences in the new terminal were good. As a work of public architecture, Terminal 5 is quite dramatic, bright and spacious and it should look fantastic for many decades to come.

nickgogerty   April 1st, 2008 2121 GMT

the score is now official

London=0
Anywhere else=1

richard   April 1st, 2008 2149 GMT

Being english I have to say this: this is a terminal built by a private company to which few britons owe allegiance, or profit from share dividends. So how is this a national shame to us?

It seems to be a case of corporate mismanagement more than anything - plenty of examples of those the world over. Certainly, they could have done a better job and tested it more thoroughly.

The British Airways CEO apologising all over the terminal 5 building is a laughable affair too - BA doesn’t own the terminal, it only rents parking space there, so not much he can really do.

Harmony   April 2nd, 2008 026 GMT

I have a couple of friends who work at a BA call center in the US. They were told by BA upper management that the facility was tested very thoroughly for nearly 6 months prior to its opening. Maybe this occurred and maybe it didn’t, but the unfortunate fact is that it failed when subjected to real world conditions. I’m not sure how it could have been tested under those conditions prior to opening, but I’m not an engineer.

What my friends have said is that they’re just as disappointed as is anyone else. They certainly don’t want to see people’s luggage lost, but there is only so much the customer service reps in the US are able to do. They’d love to be able to tell every caller where their luggage is and when it will arrive, but this information simply isn’t available to them. They’re not making excuses, just describing the situation truthfully.

They ask that, as frustrating as it is for people whose luggage is delayed, to please not take out their anger on the people on the phone. The customer service reps are on the front lines dealing with a problem that is not of their making. They are all hoping to avoid a repeat of the failure of the old luggage system in the other terminals.

The old system was completely outdated and the new terminal was very badly needed. Had the new terminal not been opened, there’s a very good chance that the problems that happened last year would be repeated, and probably to a much greater degree than what we’re seeing now.

marimar   April 2nd, 2008 1429 GMT

despite dire warnings from passengers standing next to me in the US departure airport, I made a connection through Terminal 5 on Monday and it was quite delightful–a nice coffee at Starbucks, prompt departure, and my baggage was one of the first ones to appear at my destination.
okay, there was a bit of a wait to go through security; also my aching feet would have appreciated a down escalator to the airplane rather than an extensive staircase. But greatest fear of lost or delayed baggage was not realized.

Lizzy   April 2nd, 2008 1434 GMT

This brings to mind the grand opening of the Denver International Airport in Colorado a number of years ago. Evidently their baggage system was actually throwing bags off the conveyor belts, so lost baggage was the norm rather than the exception. Security lines were a disaster for ages after 9/11. I remember standing in line for almost 5 hours that October because EVERYONE had to funnel down to about 6 x-ray machines for the entire airport. And try finding a mail box in that airport– or pretty much ANY U.S. airport for that matter!
Terminal D at Dallas-Ft. Worth had it’s problems when it opened too. Personally, I still don’t care much for Terminal D at DFW. I fly out of Dallas regularly, and I hate when my flight is in or out of D because you have to walk a thousand miles in that terminal. The security lines seem to work better there, but the other terminals are much more convenient walking wise.
And you would think that an airport as large as DFW could put ONE eating establishment OUTSIDE the security area so that when people are taking you out to the airport, that you might be able to sit down and have a bite or a drink with them before leaving. I would much rather sit with them for an hour than by myself in the cold desolate terminal. I always hate it when I take my son out there to catch his flight back to the coast…. we never get enough time together as it is, and there we are waving bye at security knowing he will sit by himself for the next hour & a half waiting for his flight to board. It always tears my heart out sending him off like that, me coming back home, and knowing he’s sitting there by himself. At least at the Denver airport there are places you can sit with your friends and eat or visit before passing thru security.

Tomas   April 3rd, 2008 845 GMT

Congratulations!!!! Will they have sorted this mess out till the London Olympic Games???? Even so, I doubt that 4 years will be enough to prepare for that demand in 2012. Maybe it is time to consider to suitability of London

sonia   April 3rd, 2008 915 GMT

well i meant not just because the problem with T5 is causing BA with mountain hight of luggages behind, prior to the opening of T5, my luggage was lost till now still unknown by BA, I checked in on Mar 14 from hk to rome transit at London Heathrow. So don’t blame the T5 openings will you, it is just you malfunctioned system that cause us the travellers all kinds of bad experience and inconvenience.

You have no moral and whatsoever to us as your customer, by apologized what else you can do for us? All BS.

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